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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • The World is in a State of Kiosk.

    I remember in my early working life, someone saying the phrase “The world is in a state of kiosk” Deliberately replacing the word chaos with kiosk. Funny how these things stay with you. KIOSK. There’s a kiosk for train tickets, a kiosk for the busA kiosk for car park attendants, football they can discussA kiosk… Read more

  • Dentists and Drills

    Dentists, are the most boring (Drilling) people, not only that but you can’t answer back with your mouth wedged open. The Dentists. When the pain from your teeth is like daggers, And the pliers are calling you from your shed, There’s no dentist on this planet you can go to, Just take two aspirin and… Read more