Dentists, are the most boring (Drilling) people, not only that but you can’t answer back with your mouth wedged open.

The Dentists.

When the pain from your teeth is like daggers, And the pliers are calling you from your shed, There’s no dentist on this planet you can go to, Just take two aspirin and go off to bed. 

I have not managed to write anything new today, not one of my brighter days. But, a few days ago the prompt was “What would be the title of my biography, and I wrote “Not as advertised” while my mind was on that theme I came up with the following, I absolutely hate the TV adverts recruiting soldiers.

Join the Army.

Join the army, see the world
Join the army impress the girls
Join the army learn a trade
Join the army march in the parade

Join the army wear the gear
Join the army show no fear
Join the army play with guns
Join the army special ones

Join the army learn a skill
Join the army maim and kill
Join the army you’ll make friends
Join the army you can watch as their lives end

Terms and conditions apply
Not guaranteed to return in one piece.

All words Meadowhead Bard.