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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Pulling a Habit Out of a Hat

    I am being asked “What tradition from another country should we adopt?” I trawled the internet for some interesting ones, and asked our dear Prime Minister to choose. Traditions I wrote a letter to Prime Minister Starmer“What do you think would make England calmer?In Spain they like throwing ripe tomatoesIn India coconuts on heads with… Read more

  • Plane to Happiness

    The Journey.     First place I would go, would be the Post Office, because I don’t have a passport anymore, you see I’ve been banned from most countries for smuggling in bad poetry.                                             … Read more