Although I hate online shopping, it does have its uses, especially now high street shops are disappearing, forced out by online shopping of course. Unless of course you need a haircut, that would be difficult on line, but Ai and all that, one never knows ! Maybe you could one day buy a little drone that would buzz around your head and cut your hair, careful not to sneeze though, they may not respond too quick! The upside though is you could probably go your whole life without having to have a conversation with an actual human being.

My first open mike night was last night, I’m still alive! Report will be in tomorrows post.

A Fluffy Jumper With the Picture of a Cat.

I thought I’d look for sanity, thought I’d have a look on line, I couldn’t find it on e-bay, Etsy or even Amazon prime,
All found was vanity, ruby red lipstick and bling. Phoney this and tacky that all to make the tills go ching.

So I searched for satisfaction, could only find a temporary fix, Just like drugs and alcohol, just another way to get your kicks.
Buy it, don’t like it, can’t be bothered to return, how long can this go on, will we ever learn ?

Don’t have much dignity, thought I’d have a look for that, I did find a fluffy jumper with the picture of a cat, Didn’t buy it though, think I’d look such a fool, a “T”shirt with a picture of a scull, would that make me look cool?

So if you’re looking for dignity, you won’t find it on line for sure, nor can you buy sanity from an on line store, You may get some satisfaction, but it will only be short lived, true happiness and harmony, only nature can give.

All words Meadowhead Bard.