Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

Hop Skip and a Jump.

I’m nor really a sports fan, so this prompt was a bit tough for me. So I’ve just done a bit of silliness.
I remember many years ago me and my soon to be wife driving along a country road on holiday. We passed a small airport, there was a sign that read “Airport restaurant” we drove for miles making up meals that could be served in that restaurant. Things like “Pie.a lot” “Angel delight”
“Under cabbage” etc, etc, So I’ve done similar with this prompt and made up a list of possible Olympians and their sports,

HOP SKIP AND A JUMP.

Milleg Zurt. Marathon runner.
Lee Ping. Long jump.
Igo Plop. Diver.
Seymour Prancingabout. Dressage.
Ivon Noshorts. Back stroke swimmer.
Barbara Arian. Boxer.
Bea. Tupanyone. Russian boxer
Peter The Deepend. High diver.
Iva Nernia. Weight lifter.
Smith Black. Hammer thrower.
Wyatt Earp. Marshal arts.
Ella Vatopalf. Female weight lifter.
Andy Tover. Relay runner.
Willy Surface. Hi diver.
David De Target. Shooting.
Cheney Cumoff. Cyclist.
Pierce Judge. Javelin thrower.
Lech Trician. 100 Metre runner.
Doug Outcanoe. Canoeist.

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One response to “Hop Skip and a Jump.”

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    enthusiasticallyresilientd7c971dc2c

    Some good names in there.

    Sean

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