I have two favourite bloggers, I wrote something for one, but tired got me, and I couldn’t keep my eyes wedged open for the second. I know both care about our home, so here is something I wrote a while ago.

EARTH TO DOCTOR

“Hello Mrs Earth, what can I help you with today?”
“Doctor I’m getting tired and overheated, no one listens to what I say”
“I’ll prescribe an anaesthetic to take away the pain,
and some packs of tissues to dry the acid rain”
“But doctor what about the hot flushes, and the loss of all my hair?”
“Now, now, don’t worry technology will fix you, do not have a care”

“Hello again Mrs Earth, what can I help you with today?”
“Oh doctor I’m in trouble, I’m beginning to slip away,
My temperature is still rising molten lava in my eyes”
“Mrs Earth it’s serious, I’m afraid for your demise,
please don’t worry though, I’m sure that we can fix this,
meanwhile, I’m sure I can find for you a comfortable hospice”.

All words Meadowhead Bard.