FAVOURITE APE.

Apes swinging on the lamp shade, marmosets in my fridge
Orangutang playing football with a Colobus named Midge
Howler monkeys on the street, chimps having a tea party
Apes and monkeys everywhere not one of them a smarty

There’s a gorilla with a machine gun stood outside my door
Please take away these primates, I don’t want them any more
My favourite ape he can stay, on the sofa having a nap
Oh I’m sorry I misunderstood, you asked for my favourite app.

All words Meadowhead Bard