The bravest thing I’ve done in secret? Probably the following so my wife didn’t see.
Things are getting stranger and stranger, the Lake of Ontario is now the Lake of America, those rare aquatic birds that live there are to be called the Donald Ducks, and a major world power has released coinage with the face of an orange clown on.

Onions

There is no doubt this world is a funny,n  but when we peel back the layers of the onion, there is one thing I would put money on, that I’d never see a coin with the face of a loony on.

All words Meadowhead Bard.