I haven’t written any nonsense for a while, I guess it’s all bottled up, because this one is way out there.

MAN AGING STRESS.

To manage stress I wear a dress and go out counting pigeons, four’s Ok, six not good, any more I count as legions. Pigeons are a barometer of stress, the more pigeons the worse it gets, at least according to what I’ve heard on the internet’s
Man aging stress is worse than the rest, young people they have more time, but stress eating my time a large percentage and a crime
The stress gets out of my trousers, but out of a dress it’s a better flow, unless walking over an air vent like Marilyn Monroe.

All words Meadowhead Bard.

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