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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

  • Whether, Wether or Weather.

    My choice would have to be sunny but not hot. Three words all sound the same, Wether being part of a goat, another is e.g Whether or not, and then Weather of the usually wet variety. I must say though, I thought wethers were part of a horse, but Google came up blank on that… Read more

  • Teacher.

    I’m sorry I can’t manage an intro today, or a new poem, I am in the midst of a deep depression. What Makes a Teacher Great.One who has the skill to make a pupil feel smallOne who recognises potential not at all,One who’s way to control his class is by shouting,The ability of each individual… Read more

  • Say Cheese.

    I love to make people smile with my silly little poems. Sometimes I make people cry with the sad ones, I’m not sure if deriving pleasure from that is Ok or not. The Smile. Look me in the eye while I speakI’ll tell you of the secret magic I seekThere is one thing that can… Read more

  • Graffiti on a Temple.

    If I had a tattoo, it would say “I hate tattoos” and I would have it somewhere no one could see it, because I wouldn’t want any one to know. Oh dear! Some people aren’t going to like this, but these blogs are about bloggers expressing their opinions, and the following is my opinion on… Read more

  • Good Grief.

    One word that describes me “GOOD” Good, for nothing. Good, honest silliness. Good, griefGood, heavens.Good, nessGood, ness gracious me.Good, E. Two Shoes. Good, E. gum drops.Good, atchess. Good, night. Good, Luck.Good, bye. All words Meadowhead Bard. Read more

  • I Not, Demented, Supplemented, Augmented, or Complimented.

    As I have written before I am a simple man, I know little of the minutiae of politics, but it doesn’t take an intellectual to know rot when he sees it, and this world is rotten. Where we went wrong I do not know, we are on a highway to destruction, none of the off… Read more

  • The Fountain of Iron will and strength.

    I’ve been dreaming again, it must have been a dream because no one conscious and of sound mind could possibly imagine a fix for this insane world we live in. I feel I must apologise, I do not wish to upset anyone who practices a religion, it is a personal choice. It is my personal… Read more

  • Tangled Up In Lead.

    Maybe not the most confident person, but the most confident dog. If you haven’t read “The Grand Dog” it follows the new one written from his owners point of view this time. Inspired by Bob Dylan’s “Tangled Up in Blue” from the Blood on the Tracks album TANGLED UP IN LEAD I was staring out… Read more

  • The Artist Billy the Kid.

    I don’t struggle with negative feelings, and definitely never touch the live. I am though down to earth. I feel a little bit of Dylan coming on “When you’re lost in the rain in Juarez and it’s Easter time too, your gravity fails and negativity won’t pull you through” From “Just like Tom Thumb’s blues,… Read more

  • Changing of the Guards.

    I write, I build my model cars, I work on our house, but just at the moment I want to shout, another part of my world is going, because of apathy. I can’t say what it is at the moment but it’s going to leave a massive hole in my life. I can almost see… Read more