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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

dogs

  • The Grand Dog

    We don’t have a pet, my personal belief is that all animals should be free and certainly not interbred and disfigured for our entertainment. Having said that, where we are, is where we are and although I would never “own” a dog that doesn’t stop me loving them. The Grand Dog.Most people have grand kids,… Read more

  • Altogether Pretty Pathetic

    A.P.P (ALTOGETHER PRETTY PATHETIC) App, short for application, all well and good when used In moderationBut an app for food an app for drink, this makes me start to thinkWhat else will we be needing an app for, opening up your own front door?Maybe walking down the street, cutting the toenails on your feet? An… Read more

  • The Words Head and Wall Spring to Mind

    I’ve got this habit of banging my head against the wall, it’s no good for me, but I do it to try and help us all. It’s been hotter than a roast potatoes armpit today in the UK, if roast potatoes have armpits that is. I know roast peppers don’t or it would be them.… Read more

  • My Friend Mr Moss Ball.

    I don’t have a pet peeve, don’t even know what peeve’s are, can you teach them to do tricks ? Will they walk on a lead, and do they make the pavement stink like dogs do ? Please will someone come up with a way to train dogs to use toilets. Ok responsible owners pick… Read more

  • He’s an Animal.

    I’m sorry, I’m tired this evening, going to have a rest, so here’s something from the archive. Oh, Ok then, just a little something new, for dessert, to raise a smile. He’s about 18” tall, he’s got sharp bits at one end, a waggly bit at the other, too many legs no arms, but plenty… Read more

  • Burgers and Dog.

    If I had a choice, cat or dog? The answer would be Neither.! I don’t condemn anyone for having a pet, but it’s just not for me. I do have an imaginary dog, a black one, just like the one Winston Churchill had, he’s never far away from me, indeed today he’s particularly close. He’s… Read more

  • The Grand dog

    The Grand Dog. Most people have grand kids, those bundles of joy, But we don’t want one a girl or a boy! We had our two boys, and that was enough, So what do we get now? A big ball of fluff! He comes to our house this hairy tornado with attitude, We try and… Read more