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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

England

  • Pulling a Habit Out of a Hat

    I am being asked “What tradition from another country should we adopt?” I trawled the internet for some interesting ones, and asked our dear Prime Minister to choose. Traditions I wrote a letter to Prime Minister Starmer“What do you think would make England calmer?In Spain they like throwing ripe tomatoesIn India coconuts on heads with… Read more

  • When in England

    Historian Alan Clarke coined the phrase “Lions led by donkeys” The phrase originally relating to poor leadership in the First World War. The phrase is still relevant now though, England is indeed led by incompetent’s, but I suppose that’s better than being led by an orange faced clown, or a mad monk. WHEN IN ENGLAND… Read more