I remember when I was a kid. In the Sheffield outdoor market, a trader selling toys, I can hear him now, his spiel “Come and get your dancing Mickey’s everyone a dancer!”

Two for the price of one today, the second I wrote a while ago, based arround Strictly Come dancing, a British tv show (Dancing contest)

FIT BRICKS

Buy some regular fitness bricks, teach them how to dance
Buy them all tutu’s and the male bricks some tight pants
Get a choreographer one who knows the dancing brick scene
Very soon you will have built a regular fitness routine

THE SUBMARINE.

The captain of the submarine, Captain Anton Du Beke was shouting orders, at his helmsman Craig Revel Horwood. “ Up one two three, down one two three, up one two three, down one two three……….” Helmsman Horwood was getting sick of it, and shouted back “ What’s going on?” “Don’t worry” Answered the captain” It’s just a sub routine”

All words Meadowhead Bard.

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