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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Hop Skip and a Jump.

    I’m nor really a sports fan, so this prompt was a bit tough for me. So I’ve just done a bit of silliness. I remember many years ago me and my soon to be wife driving along a country road on holiday. We passed a small airport, there was a sign that read “Airport restaurant”… Read more

  • Who Lives On a Street Like This?

    Not me fortunately, the following is a fiction, I hope! Community Spirits. I live in Never Never Land, but I’m not Peter PanIt’s the neighbours that aren’t grown up, and just can’t understandBonfires when washings out, loud music way past midnightBarking dogs, and honking horns, even the occasional fight Mr Jones he doesn’t work, but… Read more

  • I Don’t Have Two Heads But!

    People don’t realise it’s quite a challenge putting on a new post every day. Especially when one is prone to mood swings and bouts of depression. Trying to come up with something funny is particularly difficult when one is low. I’ve had a complaint regarding this from a Mr Francois Felenon W.U.P So just for… Read more

  • The Great Circle of Life

    I do have a morning routine, of course I do, but no one wants to know about the habits of a four ring old Bart like me. So today I’ve written about a much more important routine. THE GREAT CIRCLE OF LIFE. I can hear the beating of my mothers heart, as I wait for… Read more

  • ”Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum”

    ”What aspect do you think makes a person unique?” What an absolutely ridiculous question. “Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum” I smell the blood of AI has come. Not even the dumbest human could come up with that question. We are all unique, no two people are the same, in thought, in appearance, in attitude, anything. Usually though when people… Read more

  • Carved in Granite.

    I would like named after me, a huge container, a kind of “Room 101” where anything and everything violent could be deposited, never to show its ugly face again. CARVED IN GRANITE Anything named after me, would have to be carved in graniteAfter the jokers have shuffled the pack they’ll be nought else on our… Read more

  • Funny Money.

    You are witnessing my dear readers the emergence of a great talent. Yesterday I performed some of my work to 15 tables at a local cafe charity event, and sold ten of my books. I strongly recommend you row across whatever ocean you need to navigate, to purchase your signed copy. With combined effort we… Read more

  • Bigger

    When I was five I definitely wanted to be bigger. At only six inches tall I was always being walked on, and you know even now age 71 and 5ft 10ins it’s still the same. I wanted to be a bin man (Not a man in a bin) when I grew up, that was probably… Read more

  • The Danger of Not Understanding

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND. “What do you mean I don’t understand ?Iv’e got all I need right here in in my handI’ve got EBay, Amazon, and a little bit of EtsyPictures of dogs and people being zesty” “My worlds not broken, look my screen’s fineI’ve got all I need right here I no need to whinePeople… Read more

  • O.A.P (Openly Attacking Parasites)

    Before I start my intro for today’s post, If a billionaire (Worth just one billion) is fine three million Dollars that is 0.3% of their wealth. Thats 30 cents out of a hundred Dollars. A certain Mark Zuckerberg has an estimated net worth of 225 billion Dollars. I have a job being a pensioner. It’s… Read more