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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • The Danger of Not Understanding

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND. “What do you mean I don’t understand ?Iv’e got all I need right here in in my handI’ve got EBay, Amazon, and a little bit of EtsyPictures of dogs and people being zesty” “My worlds not broken, look my screen’s fineI’ve got all I need right here I no need to whinePeople… Read more

  • O.A.P (Openly Attacking Parasites)

    Before I start my intro for today’s post, If a billionaire (Worth just one billion) is fine three million Dollars that is 0.3% of their wealth. Thats 30 cents out of a hundred Dollars. A certain Mark Zuckerberg has an estimated net worth of 225 billion Dollars. I have a job being a pensioner. It’s… Read more

  • The Football Game of Doom.

    I’m loving this prompt, it’s given me the opportunity to have a go at two of my pet hates, which in a weird sort of way amount to the same. Professional football whilst fine as a game, has turned into a moronic tribalistic, charade ruled by money. Then tribalism on the world stage with warmongers… Read more

  • Eyes Wide Open.

    I wish I had the skill or ability to put the right post on, on the right day. Today’s was accidentally published on the 21st, what a maroon! so had to come up with something else. Not had any Dylan quotes recently, this one from “Foot of Pride” From the album “Infidels” fits nicely. “He… Read more

  • Whether, Wether or Weather.

    My choice would have to be sunny but not hot. Three words all sound the same, Wether being part of a goat, another is e.g Whether or not, and then Weather of the usually wet variety. I must say though, I thought wethers were part of a horse, but Google came up blank on that… Read more

  • Teacher.

    I’m sorry I can’t manage an intro today, or a new poem, I am in the midst of a deep depression. What Makes a Teacher Great.One who has the skill to make a pupil feel smallOne who recognises potential not at all,One who’s way to control his class is by shouting,The ability of each individual… Read more

  • Say Cheese.

    I love to make people smile with my silly little poems. Sometimes I make people cry with the sad ones, I’m not sure if deriving pleasure from that is Ok or not. The Smile. Look me in the eye while I speakI’ll tell you of the secret magic I seekThere is one thing that can… Read more

  • Graffiti on a Temple.

    If I had a tattoo, it would say “I hate tattoos” and I would have it somewhere no one could see it, because I wouldn’t want any one to know. Oh dear! Some people aren’t going to like this, but these blogs are about bloggers expressing their opinions, and the following is my opinion on… Read more

  • Good Grief.

    One word that describes me “GOOD” Good, for nothing. Good, honest silliness. Good, griefGood, heavens.Good, nessGood, ness gracious me.Good, E. Two Shoes. Good, E. gum drops.Good, atchess. Good, night. Good, Luck.Good, bye. All words Meadowhead Bard. Read more

  • I Not, Demented, Supplemented, Augmented, or Complimented.

    As I have written before I am a simple man, I know little of the minutiae of politics, but it doesn’t take an intellectual to know rot when he sees it, and this world is rotten. Where we went wrong I do not know, we are on a highway to destruction, none of the off… Read more