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Meadowhead Bard

Random and surreal poetry satire and short stories.

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  • Tattoos and All that’s Tribal.

    If I had a tattoo, it would say “I hate tattoos” This will the last post again for a couple of days. TATOOS Mummy it’s cold why doesn’t that lady cover her shoulders ?I doest’t matter darling, I’ll tell you when you’re older.Mummy why’s that lady got bare legs in the rain ?Stop asking darling,… Read more

  • Every Other

    “Significant other” Well Mr Prompt Setter Ai thing or whatever you are, I know what you are alluding to but, every other is significant to me. If that wasn’t the case that would mean some people are insignificant, and not even a politician would own up to that. So I assume allowing for the stupidity… Read more

  • Pale Full Sun

    This wasn’t difficult, the best day of my life? Rolling back the years, with no regrets or fears, the day I married my wifeA day of joy, a day of warmth the best day of my lifeThat day in December, so cold I remember, but under a pale full sunFrozen bridesmaids charms my brothers in… Read more

  • cleaner Air.

    One thing I would erase from history? The birth of Donald Trump. Meadowhead Bard. Read more

  • Little Orange Men

    A few years ago there was a rumour going around here in the UK that the burst car, but mainly lorry tyres at the side of the motorway were deliberately put there by police to deter people driving on unsafe tyres. There is though another phenomenon, appearing at our roadsides, that of car wheel trims,… Read more

  • The Grand Dog

    We don’t have a pet, my personal belief is that all animals should be free and certainly not interbred and disfigured for our entertainment. Having said that, where we are, is where we are and although I would never “own” a dog that doesn’t stop me loving them. The Grand Dog.Most people have grand kids,… Read more

  • I Only Lie When I Open My Mouth.

    This post was supposed to have been posted a few days ago, I forgot as I was going on holiday for a few days. I guess it still works for today’s prompt though, eg never take advise from listen a politician The Ai thing that creates these prompts, repeats itself over and over. We have… Read more

  • Tip of the Iceberg.

    Before you read, I have an admission to make the joke about car park theft isn’t mine. I can’t remember who’s it is but it won best joke at the Edinburgh fringe a few years ago. THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. Tip of a pencil is graphite not leadA good tip for life don’t be… Read more

  • Don’t Buy It

    Seeing is really difficult for most people, they just cannot see how they are being used and abused. I admit most of the propaganda and hype is very clever and subtle,but come on, how do you think the rich get so rich, and the powerful get so powerful, are they that clever? DON’T BUY IT… Read more

  • A Hat Stand Called Paul

    I feel a strong bond to King Phineas, every time he was delivered a meal, the harpies would sweep down and take it away. So it is with I, every time I feel I am making progress through The Great Mire of Tech, I end up back at the square numbered one again. Follows the… Read more